Sarcastic calling cards:

This one was handed out by my high school History teacher.

yourstoryhastouchedmyheart

I don’t know where I got this but I love it!

christmascard

Origins of this one are also unknown, but it may also come in handy someday.

wehavecarriedyou

Adrian Piper used this one as a part of a performance piece.

piper1

Adrian Piper Research Archive website